⚡ EARLY-BIRD: $99 for the first 50 buyers (then $149)

One episode in.
30 days of content out.

A 5-workflow n8n pipeline that turns a single podcast or long-form video into a transcript, SEO blog post, social pack, newsletter, and viral clip timestamps — automatically. Self-hosted. One-time price. No subscriptions.

Replaces $300/mo of disconnected tools  ·  Works with any podcast or video  ·  Lifetime access

The pain you're paying for right now

Most creators burn 4–8 hours per episode on manual repurposing — or rent 3+ tools that don't talk to each other.

"I publish my episode, then spend half a day turning it into a blog post, LinkedIn updates, X threads, a newsletter, and clips. I'm renting Castmagic, Opus Clip, Riverside Magic Clips, and a transcription service — over $300/month — and they still don't connect to each other."
Castmagic — $49/mo
Opus Clip — $23/mo
Riverside Magic Clips — $24/mo
Descript — $30/mo
Buffer / Hypefury — $15–65/mo

Five workflows. One pipeline.

Import the JSON files into n8n. Plug in your OpenAI key. Pipe an episode in. Done.

01

Audio → Searchable Transcript

OpenAI Whisper transcription with auto-generated chapter chunks, segment-level timestamps, and structured JSON output. Foundation for every other workflow.

audio_url structured transcript + chapters

02

Transcript → SEO Blog Post

Produces a structured 1,500-word blog post with TL;DR, H2/H3 sections, pull quotes, and meta description. Optimized for search and skim-readers.

transcript blog post (Markdown)

03

Transcript → Social Pack

5 LinkedIn posts (hook + insight + CTA pattern) and 3 X threads (with hook tweet structure). Platform-tuned formatting, ready to schedule.

transcript 5 LinkedIn + 3 X threads

04

Transcript → Newsletter + Show Notes

Drafts a ~400-word email newsletter (with subject line + CTA) and structured show notes with timestamp links to key moments.

transcript email + show notes

05

Transcript → Viral Clip Timestamps

Identifies high-engagement moments (hooks, controversies, surprising facts), ranks them, and outputs ready-to-cut clip timestamps with platform-tuned captions for Reels, Shorts, and TikTok.

transcript ranked clip list w/ captions

See it work on a real podcast

Below: actual outputs from running the pipeline on a real public episode. (Demo will be replaced with a fresh run before launch.)

📻 Sample input: (public podcast episode TBD)  ·  56 min runtime  ·  cost to run pipeline: ~$0.42

Workflow 1 — Transcript chapters

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Workflow 3 — LinkedIn post #1

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Workflow 4 — Email newsletter draft

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Workflow 5 — Top viral clip candidate

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One-time price. Lifetime access.

No subscriptions. No per-episode fees. No vendor lock-in.

Single Workflow

$39

Pick any one of the five workflows. Good for trying the system.

  • 1 workflow JSON
  • Setup guide
  • Customization docs
  • Lifetime access + updates
Pick a workflow →

Want to try Workflow 1 free?

Drop your email and I'll send you the transcript workflow free, plus the launch discount when the bundle goes live.

Questions

If yours isn't here, email me and I'll add it.

Do I need to know n8n already?

No. The setup guide walks you through importing each JSON, connecting your OpenAI credential, and running your first episode. If you can install a Chrome extension, you can do this. Total setup: ~15 minutes.

What's the ongoing cost to run this?

OpenAI Whisper transcription is $0.006 per minute of audio, and the LLM calls (for blog/social/etc.) are typically $0.10–$0.50 per episode depending on length. A 60-minute episode costs about $0.50–$1.00 to run end-to-end. n8n cloud is $20/mo (or free if you self-host).

Will this work with my existing podcast hosting?

Yes — the pipeline accepts any audio file URL (RSS enclosures, S3, Dropbox direct links, Google Drive shared links). Works with Buzzsprout, Transistor, Spotify for Podcasters, Anchor, Megaphone, custom hosting, anything.

Can I customize the prompts and output format?

Absolutely — that's the whole point of self-hosted. Every prompt is in a Code node you can edit. The bundle includes a prompt library with variations (different tones, languages, vertical-specific framings).

Does this work for video too, not just podcasts?

Yes. Drop in a YouTube video URL or any video file URL. The pipeline extracts the audio track and transcribes that. Bonus workflow in the bundle does YouTube → audio extraction.

What if I need a refund?

Gumroad's standard policy: 30-day no-questions-asked refund. If a workflow doesn't import or run as advertised, just email and I'll refund.

Why not just sell this as a SaaS?

Because (a) you'd pay $30–80/mo forever instead of $99 once, and (b) you'd be locked into my prompts and my infrastructure. This way you own the pipeline, customize anything, and run it on your own LLM credits.